Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5037

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Animals Bred:	159
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3450	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ores Mined:	4010	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!