Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Man-Free Minecraft Madness

    Man-Free Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where all the players are magically transformed into perfect gentlemen! No more mansplaining or catcalling here, just wholesome and respectful interactions. Join us and witness a world where femcels reign supreme and society is saved from the clutches of bad behavior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of feminist dragons who breathe fire on anyone who dares to be disrespectful. So come on in and experience a utopia where chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just pixelated!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Star Shards Collected: 220 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecart Madness: The Raildex Server

    Minecart Madness: The Raildex Server
    Are you tired of your Minecraft relationships feeling as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further than our server, where even the most mundane interactions will have you feeling like you’re in a steamy romance novel! Join us and watch as your main relationship fades into the background, overshadowed by the sizzling chemistry you’ll have with every other player. Who needs boring when you can have outrageous drama and scandalous love triangles? Join now and prepare to have your love life turned upside down in the best way possible!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TheCrib: Where the Creepers yell ‘Don’t creep!’ and the players yell ‘Don’t sleep!’

    TheCrib: Where the Creepers yell ‘Don’t creep!’ and the players yell ‘Don’t sleep!’

    TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
    Supported Platforms Java & Bedrock
    Java Versions 1.7 to latest

    Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

    Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms? Yes, TheCrib supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
    What types of gameplay modes are available on the server? The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
    Is there a Discord server for TheCrib community? Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
    Where can I find additional information or guides about the server? You can visit the server’s wiki at wiki.thecrib.live

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyTube: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyTube: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you want to join a server where you can chat with other Filipino vtuber fans while building your virtual empire? Look no further than our server, where we discuss everything from our favorite vtubers to the best mining techniques.

    Join us and share your oshi (or yourself, we don’t judge) without being annoying about it. And don’t worry, you can talk in Pilipino too, just don’t overdo it or Manong Janitor will come for you.

    Check out our list of Filipino vtubers (but double check the actual channel, our list may not be up to date) and get ready for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Ecotone is back and live, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AngelicCraft: Where even heaven gains a new angle, RIP in pieces!

    AngelicCraft: Where even heaven gains a new angle, RIP in pieces!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even heaven gained another angle when they heard about it!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on.

    So come on over and join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. RIP in piece to all the other servers out there, because once you join ours, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖑𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙: Where mods, PvP, factions, and survival come together!

    𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖑𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙: Where mods, PvP, factions, and survival come together!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Penumbralcraft
    Server Type Modded PvP Survival
    Modpack Curseforge modpack – Penumbralcraft
    Recommended Memory 12Gb
    Minecraft Version 1.20.1
    Java Version 17 required
    Server IP penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the theme of the server?

    A: The server focuses on rediscovering technology and embracing magic in a post-cataclysmic world.

    Q: Is it a PvP server?

    A: Yes, it is a full PvP, full loot, and full raiding environment.

    Q: How can players progress technologically?

    A: Technology is structured along a progressive recipe tree, but players can quickly advance to a gilded space age with smart crafting.

    Q: What sets this server apart from others?

    A: Penumbralcraft combines the survival PvP experience with an extensive builders toolset, offering a unique blend of combat and creativity.

    Q: Can players explore outer space on the server?

    A: Yes, players can traverse a landscape altered by otherworldly forces, explore outer space, and break through to horrific dimensions.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UniverseNetwork VS Hypixel

    UniverseNetwork VS Hypixel
    Minecraft Server Comparison

    Hypixel vs UniverseNetwork

    Hypixel Server

    Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers that offers a wide variety of game modes including Minigames, SkyBlock, and more. It is known for its high-quality gameplay experience and active player community.

    Pros of Hypixel Cons of Hypixel
    Large player base Can be overwhelming for new players
    Diverse game modes Can experience lag due to high player count
    Regular updates and events Some game modes may be crowded

    UniverseNetwork Server

    Benvenuto in UniverseNetwork, il server Minecraft dove regna l’avventura! Qui potrai unirti ad una delle tante fazioni in lotta per la supremazia. Costruisci la tua base, raccogli risorse e preparati a combattere contro gli altri giocatori!

    Pros of UniverseNetwork Cons of UniverseNetwork
    Focus on PvP and adventure May not have as many active players
    Unique events and rewards Gameplay may be repetitive for some players
    Custom weapons and mobs Smaller community compared to Hypixel

    FAQ

    Which server has more players?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to UniverseNetwork.

    Which server offers more diverse gameplay?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes while UniverseNetwork focuses more on PvP and adventure.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Banter: Where Minecraft Rules and Indie Games Drool

    Crafty Banter: Where Minecraft Rules and Indie Games Drool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server in existence? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Bandaids & Biscuits Minecraft Server

    Bandaids & Biscuits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bandaid-eating place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pixel Quest: Roleplaying as a Minecraft Pokemon trainer with cool skins, custom rewards, and a touch of special magic!

    Pixel Quest: Roleplaying as a Minecraft Pokemon trainer with cool skins, custom rewards, and a touch of special magic!

    Pixel Quest Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Free to play
    No in-game pay to win purchases
    In-game currency system with vendors
    Pokemon TCG League
    In-game rewards for community minigames
    Roleplaying welcomed but not required
    Contact Message Awesome Aspie on Discord to be white listed
    Server Info 24/7 hosting, stable servers, support for all players
    Minecraft Version 1.16.5
    Server IP pixelquest.secure.pebble.host

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Pixel Quest free to play? Yes, there are no in-game pay to win purchases.
    What can players do as gym leaders or Elite Four members? Gym leaders can build their own gym while Elite Four members have a custom building. Both can freely battle others.
    Is roleplaying required on the server? No, but it is welcomed.
    How can I join the server? Message Awesome Aspie on Discord to be white listed.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Fear the Intifada!

    Crafty Creepers: Fear the Intifada!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, fear not because on our server, the jew fears Intifada! That’s right, we’ve got Intifada in the USA and it’s causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

    Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles between the jew and Intifada forces. Will you choose to fight for justice or join the chaos and destruction? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare items scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all before the jew or Intifada get to them first?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. The jew fears Intifada, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Cuties Drool

    SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Cuties Drool
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the Great White Cutie reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most adorable mob in all of Minecraft – the Great White Cutie! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading joy and cuteness wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    2. Our server has the most insane PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players riding on the backs of flying pigs, armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, battling it out in the sky while dodging fireballs and lightning strikes. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie!

    3. We have the most mind-blowing builds you’ll ever see. From towering castles made entirely out of cake to underwater cities filled with mermaids and dolphins, our players’ creativity knows no bounds. You’ll never run out of jaw-dropping sights to see on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Great White Cutie server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Hogwarts Network VS Hypixel

    Hogwarts Network VS Hypixel
    Hypixel Hogwarts Network
    Pros Pros
    1. Huge player base 1. unique world with new biomes
    2. Variety of mini-games 2. New mobs and bosses with unique drops
    3. Custom game modes 3. Free ranks available
    Cons Cons
    1. Can be overwhelming for new players 1. Smaller player base
    2. Competitive environment 2. Limited variety of mini-games
    3. Paid ranks and cosmetics 3. Limited customization options

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Which server has a larger player base? Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to Hogwarts Network.
    Which server offers more unique features? Hogwarts Network offers a unique world with new biomes, new mobs and bosses with unique drops, and free ranks available.
    Are there paid features on these servers? While Hypixel offers paid ranks and cosmetics, Hogwarts Network provides free ranks and limited customization options.
    What type of mini-games are available on these servers? Hypixel offers a variety of mini-games, while Hogwarts Network has a more limited variety of mini-games.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Brawls Bonanza /bbb/

    Blocky Brawls Bonanza /bbb/
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of trained llamas who will guide you through the virtual world with their impeccable llama navigation skills. These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they can build entire castles with their hooves and spit fireballs at any pesky creepers that come your way.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect these precious gems and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llama fur, in which case, we can’t help you).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Anti-SocialCraft: Where You Can Play Minecraft Alone and Still Have a Blast!

    Anti-SocialCraft: Where You Can Play Minecraft Alone and Still Have a Blast!
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting griefed by random strangers? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Why? Because we have a secret army of friendly llamas that patrol the server and kick out any griefers with their powerful spit attacks.

    Join our server and become best friends with our llama overlords as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true friendship until you’ve ridden into battle on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our llama-filled server today and say goodbye to griefers and hello to your new llama BFFs!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 9774
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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