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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	5749	Dragon Eggs Found:	9434
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1975
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1165
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9032	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Animals Bred:	93

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	834	Star Shards Collected:	281
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mines Excavated:	1680
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	95
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	4030

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	519
Villages Defended:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	545254	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!