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FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

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So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Towns Built:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	1275
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Farms Harvested:	606	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4