Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	5351
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	130	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	355	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	4498
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	255
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Buildings Constructed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	5702

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	8529