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Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we have VShojo and vtubers running amok in the virtual world! Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: Froot is building a giant apricot castle, Geega is on a mission to take down all the creepers in sight, and Mouse is leading a nap-time revolution. And don’t even get us started on Kson, who is creating a virtual empire filled with nothing but souchou goodness.

But wait, there’s more! Henya is using her genius skills to create the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, while Hime is serenading the villagers with her enchanting voice. And who could forget about Mel, who is single-handedly bringing chaos to the server with her mischievous pranks.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a group of virtual idols causing mayhem and madness in the blocky world? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of murder (just kidding, we’re a family-friendly server…mostly). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3648
Star Shards Collected:	206	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got over 200k views on a freaking visual novel in under 24 hours – that’s right, we’re basically the next Gura of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server – so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll get up to.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the making! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	82
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

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So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	1607	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4000
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	1174
Towns Built:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crops Grown:	7539	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	7043	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	1485
Enchantments Applied:	283	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	270
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4