Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	3381
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3956	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mines Excavated:	3312
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Magic Items Found:	1372	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	191	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ores Mined:	6057

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.