Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 317187 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4800 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
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