MommyMinecraftDaycare | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and leave all your toxic relationships behind, just like this player’s mom should leave her behind.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone pulling your hair or giving you the silent treatment. And if you ever need childcare for your virtual baby, we’ve got you covered with friendly villagers who won’t throw it in your face that they’re not getting compensated.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Let’s block out the negativity and craft some fun memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2025	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1399	Divine Spears Created:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4272
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3011	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TrustCraft: Love Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	695	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Items Found:	5904	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	2096
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4431
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5410
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.