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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4658 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!