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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2020 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?