MommaSaidNoLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	253
Animals Bred:	170	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9118

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	591
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	252
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8484	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	753

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	135

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	6143	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	80	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4