Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

aita, Apology, birthday present, blended family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional outburst, family bond, family dynamics, family traditions, Family Values, favoritism, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, in-laws, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, parenting, relationships, step-grandson, stepson

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join now for a drama-free gaming experience where you can escape from real-life chaos and build your dream world.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Build epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends along the way. Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in the virtual world.

Forget about family feuds and step-parent drama – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is zombies and creepers! So join us today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	7317	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dimension Hops:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Animals Bred:	121
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9030
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	3912
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8942	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Star Shards Collected:	219
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6339	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	651	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	2299	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	4625

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	8505	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?