Momma’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, beneficiary, Cancer, decision, ex boyfriend, family, Fire, gift, Grief, Hardship, home, Inheritance, Lawyer, Legal, life insurance, MANSION, Minecraft, mom, mommas, MONEY, new beginning, Support, Wishes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mom trying to guilt trip you into giving her money? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything, just like wondering why your ex left you on his life insurance policy.

We’ve got griefers more persistent than your ex’s mom trying to get that cash, and players with more twists and turns than a telenovela. Build your virtual world while navigating through family drama and unexpected windfalls, just like inheriting a life insurance policy from a long-lost ex.

With more plot twists than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and make you wonder if you’re doing the right thing, just like deciding whether or not to keep that life insurance money. And hey, maybe you’ll finally be able to afford a new bra after all those crazy events – talk about a win-win situation!

So come join us on this server where the drama is as intense as a family feud over life insurance money. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some closure and a new sense of purpose, just like finding out your ex’s true intentions from beyond the grave. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

OrbitMC

Active, best, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Involved, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, Season, second, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	376	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Server Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive
Links	Linktree

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the OrbitMC server?

Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.

Is the server modded or vanilla?

OrbitMC is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it has some plugins for added gameplay features but still maintains the vanilla Minecraft experience.

How do I contact the staff team for help?

You can contact the staff team through in-game messages, Discord, or through the server’s website forum.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, OrbitMC has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read and adhere to these rules when playing on the server.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	554
Magic Items Found:	6237	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1991

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	307291	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Votes:	6320	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mines Excavated:	4505
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ores Mined:	1927	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Secret Passages Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	697767	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	New Chunks Explored:	439792
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7213
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Votes:	4067	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.