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The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	3880	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dimension Hops:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Emeralds Found:	710
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Dragon Eggs Found:	2767
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7674	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	454	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6998	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Farms Harvested:	270	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6387	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	154	Ores Mined:	6667
Potions Brewed:	162	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3354	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7601	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2