MommaDontNeedNoCash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work, school, and family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected expectations and financial woes.

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds just to pay for your mom’s car repairs, all while dodging arguments and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to juggle your own bills and still have enough left over to buy food for the house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and budgeting issues while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft asshole?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the stakes are higher than building a house on the edge of a cliff. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial responsibilities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3024
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4559	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3979	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crops Grown:	4798
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Emeralds Found:	6434
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Potions Brewed:	175	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4281	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Buildings Constructed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos