MommaDontNeedNoCash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work, school, and family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected expectations and financial woes.

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds just to pay for your mom’s car repairs, all while dodging arguments and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to juggle your own bills and still have enough left over to buy food for the house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and budgeting issues while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft asshole?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the stakes are higher than building a house on the edge of a cliff. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial responsibilities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1302	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	7977
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	913	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	754
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ores Mined:	2907	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	254
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	6696	Love Letters Sent:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Buildings Constructed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Emeralds Found:	9913
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ores Mined:	7866	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	6949
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Dragons Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Villages Defended:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.