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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4468 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 991 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 368188 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!