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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4914 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.