Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY