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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1777 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 1237 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!