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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7009 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6739 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
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