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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2722 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Potions Brewed: | 140 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Magic Items Found: | 6409 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
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