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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1773 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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