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Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1705
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Secret Passages Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 17

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7778
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Farms Harvested: 546
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

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  • VanishingDesires

    VanishingDesires
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 5666
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

    Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

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  • ZuckLeaksCraft

    ZuckLeaksCraft
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 1288
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5866 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6337 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5088
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Villages Defended: 15 Gods Slained: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 2539
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 128
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features
    Vote Party
    In-game economy
    Crates
    Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
    Obtainable spawners
    Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

    What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

    Java IP: Tectonic.lol

    Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

    Port: 25565

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
    Are there any special features on the server? Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
    Can I get premium ranks on the server? Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

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  • Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

    Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1345
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GirlfriendGateCraft

    GirlfriendGateCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8561
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

    Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

    So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

    AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4246
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 538936 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyPandaPvP

    CraftyPandaPvP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3774
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

    Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1273
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7871
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

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  • Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

    Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4664
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

    She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

    But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

    Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • CarCrashSisNoRide

    CarCrashSisNoRide
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2397
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

    Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

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  • MineProtestEU

    MineProtestEU
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 936
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Potions Brewed: 164
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

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  • TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

    TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1432
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

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  • PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

    PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 9979
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2285
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

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  • BingchillingMC

    BingchillingMC
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4432
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

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    Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

    Server Type Normal Lifesteal
    Main Feature Lifesteal Mechanic
    Rules

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

    No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

    2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

    3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

    Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

    4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

    Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

    5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

    If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

    6. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

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