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Players: 91/900 Votes: 7611
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 22 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
Holy Grails Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Ores Mined: 2439 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

    CozyCraft Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3306
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Farms Harvested: 683 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 8827
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Star Shards Collected: 189

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

    Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

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  • FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6464
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 New Chunks Explored: 245647
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Star Shards Collected: 203
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

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  • VanishingDesires

    VanishingDesires
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3068
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

    Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

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  • ZuckLeaksCraft

    ZuckLeaksCraft
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 6413
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1822 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6346
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Crops Grown: 6947
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 465
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features
    Vote Party
    In-game economy
    Crates
    Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
    Obtainable spawners
    Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

    What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

    Java IP: Tectonic.lol

    Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

    Port: 25565

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
    Are there any special features on the server? Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
    Can I get premium ranks on the server? Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

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  • Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

    Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 1521
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GirlfriendGateCraft

    GirlfriendGateCraft
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2523
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

    Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

    So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

    AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1272
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Falling into the Void: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyPandaPvP

    CraftyPandaPvP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9815
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8182 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Players Killed by Monsters: 5945
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

    Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4629
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

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  • Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

    Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2269
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Alien Abductions: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

    She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

    But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

    Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • CarCrashSisNoRide

    CarCrashSisNoRide
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 9282
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

    Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

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  • MineProtestEU

    MineProtestEU
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9513
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4770
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

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  • TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

    TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7799
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Emeralds Found: 975 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

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