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BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1713	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Animals Bred:	41	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Farms Harvested:	618	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Votes:	6577	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7727

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	134	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1314	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2