New Minecraft Servers 2025

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring family photos where everyone looks like a mismatched rainbow threw up on them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we coordinate colors for our virtual weddings!

Just like in real life, we want our Minecraft family to look cohesive and fabulous. Pick a terracotta/rust red color for your pixelated mom and future MIL to wear. But beware, they might try to sneak in a white dress and compare themselves to a menstrual cycle – yikes!

Don’t worry, we have strict rules against anyone looking like a period stain at our virtual weddings. So join now and let’s create some outrageously coordinated family photos in Minecraft – because why not, right?

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