Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t sacrifice childhoods for sports superstardom! Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think running laps at 5am is the key to success.

On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.

Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?

So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3649
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	9707
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockBusterAliGone

Assassination, BlockBusterAliGone, Claims, Conflict, current events, Eliminated, Hamas, hezbollah, international news, Islamic extremism, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, political violence, Sayyed Attullah Ali, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, world affairs

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined

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Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Updated October 5, 2024

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

Updated October 5, 2024

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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Balance Blunder Data Mine

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Waffcarui Minecraft server

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The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

Updated October 5, 2024

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Creepers in My Blocks!

Updated October 5, 2024

BlockBusterAliGone

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Car Vault – The Auto Library

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”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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