MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8793	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mines Excavated:	1704	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	83	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8910

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Star Shards Collected:	119	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8