MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	235
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Potions Brewed:	145
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Items Found:	1878
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Potions Brewed:	105	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crops Grown:	1972	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!