Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Magic Items Found: 3053 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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