MomCantDriveMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	81
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	7716	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	10000

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2625
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2723	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Animals Bred:	102	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Votes:	7378	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5441	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	6812	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	748	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	1