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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7726 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.