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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7170 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.