Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this crazy blended family! Join us for a wild ride filled with strict rules and unexpected drama.

Need permission to build that epic castle? Forget asking the regular players, you’ll need to ask your “new parent” on the server. And forget about playing with just your bio siblings, everyone has to mix it up and collaborate.

Don’t even think about closing your bedroom door, we want to see if you’re mixing with the other players. And don’t forget to spread the love by telling your fellow players one thing you love about them every day.

But the best part? No step/half nonsense here – we’re all about creating a blended Minecraft family. Just like in real life, things may get chaotic and fights may break out, but that’s all part of the fun!

So join us on this wild Minecraft server and see if you can navigate the crazy rules and drama just like the OP in this story. Who knows, you may even find yourself creating your own blended Minecraft family with players you never expected to mix with!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8288	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	85	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	1000	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	1731	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2189	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EstateSaleGoneWrong

clean out, current market value, decision, disagreement, estate home, EstateSaleGoneWrong, Fairness, family dynamics, family legacy, family members, financial dispute, Home ownership, Inheritance, Négotiation, original price, price at time of death, Property, Purchase, real estate, refusal, Updates

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	163	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	8312	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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Last Day Craft!

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CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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EstateSaleGoneWrong

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LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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