MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crops Grown:	2930	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2851	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	6099
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.