Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
108/500 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.