| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4594 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7303 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5554 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3685 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4262 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8303 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Votes: | 9050 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3659 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2126 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6406 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3523 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3003 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3966 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 162 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 76 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3891 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 7005 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3993 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 906 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2184 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2411 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8736 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7913 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Votes: | 8800 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 240 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1097 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6403 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 112 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3530 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
