Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

admins, Anarchy, Chaos, chat color, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Donate, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Lag-free, MODERN, Mysteries, new york, Plugins, PvP, real, REIGNS, Resets, rulers, Survival, survival skills, Vanilla, Vote, Wasteland, world border

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9358	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	2

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mines Excavated:	4609
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	67523
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Votes:	5316	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4649
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!