Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Zombie Dances: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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