ModelMania Minecraft Server

3D Models, animation, character design, computer graphics, digital art, Digital Media, Entertainment, Game, game development, gaming experience, gaming industry, graphics, Interactive, Minecraft, Model Viewer, ModelMania, Server, simulation, software, Technology, video game, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing new? Well, look no further because our server has a MODEL VIEWER! That’s right, you can now strut your stuff in the latest pixelated fashion trends and show off your blocky swag to all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the moonwalk, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6180	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8121	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Towns Built:	8
Emeralds Found:	9307	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Votes:	3602
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Zombie Dances:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8517	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!