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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8886 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
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