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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9095 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 4619 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 397 |
| Ores Mined: | 3477 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!
