Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7498 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 218 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3617 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2960 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 298 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Players Killed by Monsters: 9265
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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