Mixing Blocks in Minecraft SMP: Half Breed Hilarity

blocks, Breed, demographics, dumbasses, half breed kids, hate, Hilarity, Import, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Mixing, nonwhite brides, race traitors, racial demographics, racial hatred, racial identity, racial politics, racial purity, racial superiority, racial tensions, SJWs, smp, Voting, white women, Whites

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	141	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9063	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shades of color… except white! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white supremacists tried to join our server, thinking they could spread their hate. But little did they know, our community of nonwhite players banded together and trolled them so hard that they rage quit and never came back. And that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our server!

So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	261	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Votes:	2547
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	4164	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	292
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9542	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2273
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6572
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2380
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	78	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.