MitzCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	4925	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Crops Grown:	4355	Enchantments Applied:	125
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4576	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Animals Bred:	71
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Zombie Dances:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Villages Defended:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	3329	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Potions Brewed:	60	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	259
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	192936