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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	103087
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Potions Brewed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3520	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	4773	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2689

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9751	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7888
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	582	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Votes:	721	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	246	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	107/800	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	5808	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6