| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7433 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 861 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
oyna.mistiknetwork.net
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3988 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Emeralds Found: | 4733 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2593 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2030 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6603 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3827 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7266 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9448 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2322 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4012 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 164 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3133 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 148 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Mines Excavated: | 1802 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9080 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5018 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 696 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 91 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7688 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1739 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7900 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9721 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4088 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7620 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 240 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
