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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5595 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2209 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2297 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 9768 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Moo Moo. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser gets thrown into a pit of angry wolves?
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft and having a blast while doing it.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence. Just remember, the biggest mistake you didn’t make was not joining sooner!