PoopBaggersMC SMP

animal waste, City Living, community cleanliness, DISRESPECTFUL, dog owners, dog poop, dog walking, environmental impact, inconsiderate, irresponsible behavior, littering, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet owners, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, PoopBaggersMC, public nuisance, smp, urban living, waste management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SufferCraft: Build Character!

Adversity, BUILD, Character, Character development, coping mechanisms, emotional strength, existentialism, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, life experiences, life lessons, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, SufferCraft, Suffering, transformation, WorldView

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Beta, Bingo, blocks, Community, crystalclash, Disasters, Discord, Events, evolve, Faster, java, Luckyblocks, McEvolution, Mcserver, Minecraft, Minigames, moms, Network, PvP, Skyblock, SPEED, strategy, Survival, Survival Games, turf wars, Uhc, Unique, WiFi

Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

bacterial vaginosis, Crafty, Cunt, female anatomy, gynecology, Minecraft, reproductive system, Server, sexually transmitted infections, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal health issues, vaginal health problems, vaginal health questions, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal odor, vaginal symptoms, Women’s Health, yeast infection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Love Letters Sent:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

Android, Android devices, android vs. iOS, app development, Ios, iOS devices, Minecraft, mobile app compatibility, mobile applications, mobile device compatibility., mobile devices, mobile operating system, mobile platform, mobile software, mobile technology, operating system comparison, Smartphone, smartphone operating systems, smp, software, tech devices, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	134
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

biggest risk, boldness, calculated risk, chance, consequences, courage, Decision making, Failure, gamble, high stakes, leap of faith, Mineventure, outcome, Payoff, REWARD, risk assessment, risk management, Risk-taking, RiskCraft, success, uncertainty, yolo

Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	126
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	967853
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., deescalate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, LebanonCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, non-intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, solidarity, Stand, Statement, Support, Tension

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

Adventures, blocky, emotional experiences, first time use, Firsttime, FRONTIERS, Fun, long tail tags, positive emotional experiences, positive experiences, risk assessment, substance use disorder, substance use disorder risk

Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

Active players, Adventure, battle passes, bedrock edition, Bosses, Compatible, creeper, Degree, Discord, Dungeons, EchoLand, Gems, GOLD, immersive story, java edition, key features, legendary loot, Lobby, pants, Players, Portals, Protection, resource farms, Scaring, smp, XP.., zero lag

🌿Echo Land🌿

✨ Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

Java Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
Bedrock Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
	Port: 19132

🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

Battle passes and unique challenges.
Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
Optimized XP and resource farms.
Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
Zero lag and protection for your builds.
Active players and an impressive lobby.

📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

3D concert, BLOCK, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Drop Pop Candy, Hime, LIA, Lia For Sale, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint, outfit merch, Party, phase connect, pins, pippa, PRINTS, Server, SPWN, Summer Camp merch, tenma, Tenshi outfit, Uruka, VOD suggestions

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

CRASHOUT., enter, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, internet humor, internet trend, last thing, LAUGHING, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, Mode, ONLINE, RAGE, reaction, smp, social media, triggered, troll, TROLLFACE, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

aita, bad person, Birth, BLOCK, Buy, Claim, Communication, DAUGHTER, declined, dna test, Edition, faithful, Father, GFFree, Girlfriend, guideline, Hospital, meet-up, non-invasive, Proposal, relationship, see, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Farms Harvested:	563	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, hindsight, Insight, LAUGH, learn, learning, learning from failure, life lessons, mistake, MistakeCraft, mistakes are opportunities, moving forward, overcoming challenges, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success, valuable lesson, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	144
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4479
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zombie Dances:	1