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WillCraftSis32

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where anything is possible.

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where step-sisters fight over wills and ex-boyfriends date their ex’s siblings. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a drama-filled Minecraft saga that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and friendship.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkillzMC SMP

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Do you have the uncanny ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? Can you build a house out of nothing but dirt and survive a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword? If so, then you belong in our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have the most ridiculous skills possible! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, show us what you’ve got and let’s make this SMP the most insane server in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftySocialLand

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Imagine a world where cats don’t have Instagram accounts and memes are only shared through carrier pigeons. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the horrors of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with your friends, and creating pixelated masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous. Our server is so epic that even Steve himself would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion, and a community of players who are as crazy and fun-loving as you are.

So why waste your time scrolling through endless feeds of cat videos when you could be crafting your own epic story on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Runes Activated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is allowed and pets are free to roam wild! v1.21

Allowed, Bartering economy system, Broomstix, Creative, Exclusive main PvP arena, flying, free, hard difficulty, In-game private messaging, Minecraft-Discord integration, Pets, Protectionstones, Public market, Random teleportation, responsive staff, roam, Semi Vanilla, Server shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Tricky Trials, Tutorial warps, v1.21, voting ranks, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Discord Invite
Online In-game map	Map Link

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play supported (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game messaging, homes, and teleportation commands available
Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Are there any special gameplay features on this server?

Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, free fly in the overworld on Sundays, protection stones for land claiming, and more.

Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Is there a PvP arena on this server?

Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hidden Object Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing hidden is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take hidden object games to a whole new level!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures scattered throughout our custom-built worlds. From secret underground lairs filled with diamonds to mystical floating islands with rare loot, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate treasure hunter?

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your senses, and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Who knows what hidden wonders await you? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Abundant Minecraft SMP Life

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us and experience the thrill of knowing that one day, your Minecraft character will pass on their virtual life to another player. It’s like a virtual circle of life, man. Plus, our server is filled with crazy events like llama rodeos, diamond hunting competitions, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Creepers!

So come on, join us and embrace the abundance of life in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7381	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FamRoast Minecraft Server

academic struggles, adhd, behavioral issues, childhood trauma, childhood trauma recovery, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, FamRoast, medication, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, overcoming adversity, parental neglect, school support, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, Teacher Support

Are you tired of being treated like the runt of the litter in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! On our server, ADHD is a superpower and being hyperactive is celebrated! No more being grounded for moving around too much or getting punished for not being able to focus.

Join us and experience a world where ramen is served to everyone, even if your grades aren’t perfect. Say goodbye to being called hurtful slurs by your siblings and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

Our server is filled with amazing teachers who will help you reach your full potential, just like the teacher who changed everything for our 16m player. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing medication to thrive – in fact, we encourage it!

So come on over and leave behind the negativity of your family. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are valued and respected. Join now and let’s make Minecraft a safe haven for all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of good vibes? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any toxic behavior – not even from your mother-in-law!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs with your friends. But the real challenge? Dealing with MIL Pat and her shady antics.

Imagine a world where your SIL Alice is the hero, raising her kids while studying to become an orthodontics assistant. She’s a total boss, and we stan a queen who doesn’t take any nonsense from mean MILs.

And speaking of MILs, ours is a whole other level of crazy. She wore a beige dress to a wedding? That’s nothing compared to her outrageous behavior on our server. Watch out for flying planters and inappropriate language – she’s a real piece of work.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of family drama, Minecraft adventures, and a whole lot of laughs? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to keep your cool when things get heated – we’ve got your back, even when your MIL doesn’t.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ores Mined:	9147
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CovidCrafter SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	931233	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RussianRaidersMC

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!

Aerial aspect, Airship racing, airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conquer, Create, decorations, Discord, Domination, Epic Knights, farmers delight, FFA brawls, Flintlocks, food system, Geopolitics, Immersive Airships, meadow, mod, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Nations, Paintings, Pistol duels, Player-operated vendors, refuge, Routine Events, Sildaris, Spyglass astronomy, Steam-fantasy, Vinery, Warfare System, Wilds, wine, world

Description	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships
Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
Immersive gear from Epic Knights
Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
Chunk claiming
Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
Routine events with lucrative rewards
And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the economy based on?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.
Are there routine events?	Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing!
What are some unique aspects of the server?	Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more.
Can players create nations?	Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow.
How can I start playing?	Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blame Her Minecraft Server

Blame, criticism, cultural norms, Decision making, emigrating, immigration, judgment, LEAVING, Migration, Minecraft, people, personal choice, Relocation, Server, societal attitudes, societal beliefs, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal pressure, societal values

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4072

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

wake up in minecraft smp ohio

Anon, autumn, blockquotepwake, coffee, coffee date, fall drinks, Friends, friendship, get together, hang out, Invitation, latte, Minecraft, morning routine, Ohio, Ohio life, ohiopblockquote, Plans, Pumpkin, pumpkin spice lattes, smp, socializing, Starbucks, Wake Up

> Wake up in Ohio and find yourself in a world where pumpkins are the ultimate power source. Join our Minecraft SMP where pumpkin spice lattes are the key to unlocking hidden abilities and taking over the server!

> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!

> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!

> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!

Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

aita, bedrock, bottles of pee, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cleaning, Communication, Confronting, depression, distant, downplay, found, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Server, Support, Talking, Trash, UNCOMFORTABLE, under his bed, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mines Excavated:	3214	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	6336
Zombie Dances:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6398	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1